Loki´s Laughter - Heathen Humor

You Might Be....

You might be a Red-Neck Heathen if...

... you've ever used an old engine block as stalli.
... your use a sledge hammer for hallowing.
... your blots end with the words "Ya'll come back now, Ya hear?"
... when you galdr, the hounds take to howling.
... your drinking horn and bolli have the word 'DIXIE' stamped on the bottom.
... you must stand back 20 feet away from the hearth fire 'cause your mead is distilled to 200proof.           

You might be an Unexperienced Heathen if...

... somebody shouts "Hail!" and you look up at the sky.
... if someone tells you he made a blot, you offer him a clean towel.
... you think a symble is an icon on your desktop.

You know you are a Confirmed Heathen when... 

... you greet your boss with "Heilsa!"
... your telephone doodles are in runes.
... when you go on vacation, you have to explain customs that your ritual hammer is not a weapon.. well yes it is, but...

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