Submit a joke !

Do you want to share a joke, pun, aphorism, funny short story or satire pertaining to heathenry here with us? Great ! 
I´ll put it up for you, and if it´s original by you I can add your credits or copyright notice if you like, but as we all know jokes 
tend to have a life of their own, and there´s no telling at which campfire your witty words will end up being told at.

If you know of any site or page that includes something that made you laugh, please give me a hint and I´ll link it. 

Please submit jokes either as normal text in the body of an e-mail , or attached as .pdf or .rtf. Avoid Word attachments (macrovirus danger). Please remember: The focus of this collection is specifically Norse / Heathen. 

Mail me at aslaugspoetry[at]yahoo.co.uk  (please replace [at] with @ ).

By their nature, jokes will tend to touch on taboos, laugh at and with certain subgroups and lifestyles, make fun of the gods and ourselves. 
I doubt there exists something like a politically correct joke. However, even in ribald joking there is something like good taste and fairness, and I´ll use my sense of humor and common sense not to display jokes that are too gross, macabre, obscene or bashing. 
If you involve other faiths in jokes, please treat them as you would have heathenry treated in their jokes.

Go ahead :-) !

Michaela